*this wouldn't fit into a gmail status, so here ya go*
[11:16] eastportdave: although i believe in the old testament, god was a guy
[11:16] eastportdave: he was much more of a dick
[11:16] coworker: true all vindictive and stuff
[11:16] eastportdave: and in the new testament, jesus was nicer
[11:16] eastportdave: so jesus was a woman
[11:16] eastportdave: OR (and this is my favorite theory)
[11:16] coworker: or gay
[11:17] eastportdave: jesus was a hippie that just wanted everyone to get along
[11:17] eastportdave: damn liberal!
[11:17] coworker: he WAS a hippie, with those sandals
[11:17] eastportdave: i know
[11:17] eastportdave: probably brown
[11:17] coworker: probably birkenstocks too
[11:17] coworker: he's like "lets see, follow the grateful dead or be the son of god, hmm"
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