Ohhhhh, so that's why

Yes people, not too much has been going on in my life (well that's not entirely true) but thought you might enjoy this.

Dave: So, I think I'm gonna shave again, facial hair everywhere is just getting a little long. Stupid itchy crap.
Danielle: Wow, it's almost like you never want me to have sex with you again.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is why I will always have facial hair. A smooth-faced dave = a saddened-in-the-heart dave.