Danielle and I were watching TV last night, and we wereflipping through the channels. The "Jon and Kate plus 8" show is what we decided to watch.
Synopsis of each episode they've ever put on televeision:
Kate: I constantly want to be pulling out my hair because I'm non-stop stressed about dealing with 8 kids - 6 of which are in their terrible two's/three's. All I ask for is when Jon comes home, he help me out a little. I know I'm mean and boss him around a lot, but I only do it out of love. Oh wait, it's not love, it's the fact that I'm used to ordering little kids around, and I just get used to barking at people.
Jon: I like it when your brother is around helping us out, you're nicer to me.* Also, this girl name Danielle keeps emailing me, says she wants my babies. Unfortunately I don't think it's a sexual thing, she legitimately wants to steal some of our kids.
Dave: So um, let's say you get pregnant with 6 babies.
Danielle: we killin' some babies.
* Dave and Danielle high five *
Welcome to my blog. You should read it because, chances are, it'll make you feel better about your life
* Jon actually said this.
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4 comments:
OMD you have a blog!
I'm not going to lie and say i ready it, but congrats on the baby! You should name him or her Leppy, as in Leppy Winfield.
Dave, this is excellent. Please continue to regale me with stories of you and your imaginary fiance. I enjoy her particular brand of sass.
Rob, I'll get there soon!
Really though, I do think I'm funnier than I actually am =(
so, next suggestion. you and danielle should get a FISH and name it Leppy.
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